Showing posts with label web. Show all posts
Showing posts with label web. Show all posts

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Hip Hop has reportedly come back from the dead

by: LuRock Jones (ahh.com)
After being diagnosed with a terminal disease after the 2006 outbreak of Laffy Taffy hip hop had been getting weaker rapidly. She was later pronounced dead December 19 2006 by recording artist Nas. Many of her followers had lost hope after the years without any sign of her but others stood stedfast in the belief she would one day return. Even after reports began to surface that she had been murdered, police could not press charges because of the abundance of suspects....

Almost 3 years later rumors have gained traction that her return was eminent. Some believe that she has reincarnated through several characters.

Most known of her Characters was Kanye West who has since drawn scruntiny for excesive creativity, unpredictability and abuse of the dying fad auto-tune. He has also been charged with several counts of faggotry (aaahahahahaaaa) overall just being suspect.

Also from the city of Chicago reigns another one of her known characters Lupe Fiasco. Lupe has also drawn scrutiny for his disappearing acts and is charged with weirdness.

original post here

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

crotch shots anyone?

there's a man 4 every woman.
there's a website/page 4 every perv.
thanks for abrubtly ending drey's
online celeb-crotch-pic search.
if money is the root of all evil;
then pussy's gotta be the tree.
(see pics after the jump)
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ciara,open wide baaaaaaaaby

alicia's hoof

lil' kim. aaaaaaahh lil' kim

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Friday, June 12, 2009

it's obama's fault

by: rhymefest(ahh.com)The other day I was watching the news and an interesting story ran that President Obama took his wife on a date using the Marine 1 Helicopter for the short flight from DC to New York. “What a waste of taxpayer’s money!” One conservative yelled out. As another cried, “GM is going into bankruptcy, and Obama & Michelle are having steaks in the village.” You know, after a little over 100 days, I tend to agree. So here is a little list of a lot of other meaningless things that we can blame Obama for:


My wife walked out on me. It’s Obama’s fault, why does he have to be so good to Michelle in pubic?

The black dropout rate & incarceration rates are still at an all time high. It’s Obama’s fault, he was supposed to give us reparations.

Judge Sotomayor will soon be confirmed to the Supreme Court. Hispanics are still taking our jobs! It’s Obama’s fault!

I shot some nigga because he tried to charge me $11.00 for a dime bag. It’s Obama’s fault! He gave the banks a bail out, what about the neighborhood drug dealer?

My father said I was accident. It’s Obama’s fault! He wasn’t born soon enough to be an example to my father.

I can’t blame being unemployed on racism anymore. It’s Obama’s fault. He shouldn’t have the best job in the world based solely on his qualifications.

That goddamn Barack Obama, what will he do next?

read entire article by rhymefest here
'fest's the manual mixtape is out btw
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Thursday, June 11, 2009

the rub

the rub provides free hiop hop mixtapes year by year (1979-2000+)
u wanna know exactly what songs got love from hip hoppers in the
streets? not the induhstry? search no more.
tracklists are available for each mix.
check them here. enjoy.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

d.o.a. = death of autotune

hmmm...paat...people against auto tune. use of the
'vocoder was the signature sound of roger troutman & zapp.
t-pain brought it back big time... even made around $20mil
doing so. t-pain started out as a rapper...yeah, i
know. everyone from lil wayne to ron browz i auto tunin it up
a bit 2 much it seems & hove adressed the shituation....
even named a site doa. is auto tune the death of hip hop?
drey dosen't know, but he guves a fuck.

Only rapper to rewrite history without a pen
No I.D. on the track let the story begin…
begin… begin

This is anti-autotune, death of the ringtone
This ain’t for itunes, this ain’t for sing-along
This is Sinatra at the opera, bring a blonde
Preferably with a fat ass who can sing a song
Wrong, this ain’t politically correct
This might offend my political connects
My raps don’t have melodies
This shit make jackers wanna go n commit felonies
Ah, get your chain tooken
I may do it myself, I’m so Brooklyn
I know we facin a recession
But the music yall makin gonna make it the great depression
Ah, or your lack of aggression
Pull your skirt back down, grow a set men
Ah, ah.. nigga this just violent
This is death of autotune, ah moment of silence

la da da da… hey hey hey goodbye

Only rapper to rewrite history without a pen
No I.D. on the track let the story begin…
begin….begin


Holdup, this ain’t a #1 record
This is practically assault with a deadly weapon
I made this just for Flex n Mister Cee
I want niggas to feel threatened
Stop your bloodclot crying
The kid the dog everybody dying
No lyin, your niggas’ jeans too tight
Your colors too bright, your voice too light
I might wear black four years straight,
I might bring back Versace shades,
This ain’t for Z100
Ye told me to kill yall to keep it 100
This is for Hot 9-7
The shit for clue for Khaled, for we the best n’
Nigga this shit violent
This is death of autotune, moment of silence…

Holdup, this shit need a verse from Jeezy… ay!
I might send this to the mixtape Weezy
Get somebody from BMF to talk on this
Give this to a Blood, let a Crip walk on it
Get me foul to style on this
I just don’t need nobody to smile on this
You niggas singin too much,
Get back to rap you T-Pain’n too much
Ah, I’m a multi-millionaire
So how is it I’m still the hardest nigga here?
I don’t be in the project hallway
Talkin’ bout how I be in the projects all day
That sounds stupid to me,
If you a gangsta, this is how you prove it to me
Yeah, just get violent
This is death of autotune, moment of silence

la da da da… hey hey hey goodbye

Only rapper to rewrite history without a pen
No I.D. on the track let the story begin…
begin… begin


hear here >>> jay-z - d.o.a.

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

What Will You Listen To In 10 or 20 Years?

By Good Guy aka Everyman


So, there is the question.

What will you be listening to in 10 or 20 years?

When I started to write this, it started out as a rant, but then I really started to think about it. I soon became distressed.

I still love music and all that it has to offer so I was forced to consider the question for myself. For me, the answer to the question is two-fold, negative and positive.

Lets start with the negative.

I have no love for a lot of the music that is churned out of the music industry factory these days. Well, I take that back. I do like a lot of it, but there is also a lot more popular garbage out there. In about 10 or 20 years, I feel we're going to be left with nothing, but this cool trash fronting as the new classics.

Can you imagine being at a party in 10 years talking about: "Buss it baby! That's my song right there! Want to dance, baby?" No disrespect to anybody, but I can't. First, the music isn't very good and that goes for other genres of music, not just Hip-Hop.

On the other side, the music is full of so much filth that once you do get a bit more mature, you either 1) can't listen at all or 2) must listen as if it were audio pornography. I can't call it - some of it might be good for YOU now, but for me, its not good now or later. A lot of these dudes make a 80's Ice Cube sound like Will Smith.

So, when I refer to "you," I invariable must think of the younger people of Hip-Hop. Those of you that do still watch TV and listen to oodles of commercial radio will likely think about what you love in a few years. Then there are some of you that will still have a wealth of music to listen to, but I feel it is unlikely that you will have that common thread of going to the party and grooved to the same song. I like this, you like that...its the ipod nation. But this isn't about young or old even though it can tend to cut down demographic lines.

Here is the other side.

I truly feel blessed to say that I have had some of these issues and musical conflicts for myself. For example, I love the Geto Boys, but can I and do I want to indulge in "Mind of a Lunatic" these days? No. I'm not into songs about raping corpses at this stage in my adult life. But, I will say that more often than not, I am able to listen to most of my music with the same love and affinity that I did back in the day.

Part of it is that, the cussing and vulgarity wasn't so obnoxious. There were real clean versions of hit songs and even hit albums. What is considered clean today, is really just the cuss words taken out, but the content remains very explicit. Also, what was a hit back in the 90's wasn't really determined by what was on the radio and video. We would dictate what the radio played.

Now, that I am a bit older and a lot of the music from my formative years is 10 years or more old. I heard these songs in cars, I hear it on the radio with love and affection. And what is very cool, I might add, is that I have common musical ground with people that are considerably younger than I am just on the strength of the music. They might like Main Source or Tribe Called Quest and so do I...and that's love.

With all the hate that goes on these days, I wonder in 10 years will it be looked upon with some sort of revisionist affection or will it be despised as it is now.

Even though I still feel like a participant and consumer of Hip-Hop, I am happen to feel secure that I have an insurance policy from the 1990's that promises me good music to listen to for just about the rest of my days on Earth.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009

for da brothas

After he accepting his “Decade of Hotness” award(Yeah thats the real name of it, no homo) at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards last night, he did something that almost every brotha has wanted to do at one point or another, tongue down Halle Berry, squeeze the ass & get ure dick rubbed (see halle in 3rd pic).


halle da dick n balls handler...*go halle, go halle...*
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Friday, May 29, 2009

we've come so far


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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

spoiler alert


jesus dies on pg. 681
http://www.afrojacks.com/
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Sunday, May 17, 2009

classic hip hop albums


remember when the source mag was "the hip hop bible"?
remember when the source mag had more ads than features?
remember when the source mag got biased & opinionated?
remember when the source mag lost all credibility?
remember when the source mag went r.i.p.?
ahhhh, the good ol' daze.
*legend has it that drey used to smoke & talk nothing but hip hop
with his source in his back pocket...always.
hip hop heads on the east can agree on 70% of classic albums.
ra, pe, kane, atcq, de la, nas, jay, main source, etc...all hold a spot
on the list for us along with dre, snoop & cube on da left side of things.
if you're new or not too familiar with quality, heartfelt, treasured,
innovative, creative hip hop, this may be the list(s) of albums to
*drey clears throat* get.
lotta golden era releases here. for those puzzled about the
"hip hop is dead" saying, just take notice of the era(years) most
classics were released...see if you can spot the
golden era posts on this blog (dreysay2).

see list here at rateyourmusic.com
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Monday, May 11, 2009

Unexplainable.net

2012 Great Polar Shift, Time of Revelation, Humans Ascend, Theory
By Unexplainable.net
2/15/04

I have been fascinated with the great time shift that is scheduled to occur Dec 21 2012. As Theory Says, Between 2004 and 2012, the Earth will make it's shift into the 4th dimension and shortly after to the 5th dimension. Is this another bogus theory, or is it real?

I have been examining this theory piece by piece and I am desperately seeking more information.. Let me go over my knowledge of the Situation as I know now..
Mayan Calendar

Let's start with the Mayan People. Well before Christ in the beginning of mans existence, the Mayan Civilization brought much knowledge to this world. With there complex Math equations, to the most accurate calendar in existence..
The Mayan people Made a calendar that is the world's most accurate calendar ever. Just like our calendar 30 days/12 months the Mayan uses the numbers 20/13. So-far no inaccuracies have been found in the Mayan calendar.. The Tzolkin Calendar left by the Mayans Started recording time in 3,114 BC and the Calendar Ends in 2,012AD. The Mayan Tzolkin Calendar is a Cycle of almost precisely 5,125 days
Keep in mind that the Mayans were thousands of years Before Christ. In the stages of primitive Man. But yet They were able to exactly pinpoint (to the day) the two Venus Transits and when humanity will change forever.
All types of info can be found in google. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=2012+mayan+calendar
It has been Proven By NASA That these calculations were exactly correct. See this page published By NASA http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/transit/venus0412.html This EXTREMELY RARE Alignment will indeed happen in 2012.
Earths Hum
Scientists also know the Frequency Hum in the Earth is Rising. Our Earth Hum was a constant 7.8 Cycle frequency. we used that 7 cycle format for almost all communications since it is the Baseline. In the Past few years, the Earth's Hum is Changing. The Frequency is rising and has been recorded past 11 cycle format. Right now the Earth Raised about 4 solid cycles in frequency measurements.
Earths Poles Flipping
Scientists believe this raise in Frequency goes directly hand and hand with the Poles getting ready to flip. That's right, Earths Magnetic Properties are changing. The North Side Will Soon Point South, and South Will point North. The Earth Will Flip 120 degrees. Think I'm Crazy? Read what the respected Denver Post Published. http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36%257E11676%257E1825410,00.html Scientists around the world are aware of this situation. You can find this information in University Websites, Lecture Notes, and Throughout Books and Publications all over. Nasa Publishes about Polar Flipping occurring in Stars, planets, and Solar bodies. Evidence even shows us that Earths Poles have flipped in the past. The last great pole flip occurred intimately 780,000 years ago. This is also a known Fact and BBC News Offers my backup http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3359555.stm
So-far We Covered the Change of frequency Vibrations given off by the Earth, The Great Polar Flip, The Super Rare Earth Venus Alignment, and The Extremely Accurate Mayan Calendar. Now I am going to go cover how they all fit.
Brain Frequency And Sine Waves
We know that Change in frequency affect the brains reception guidelines. In other words, If you use a frequency brain stimulation machine doctors can enhance, change, and alter a persons senses. If two frequencies are transmitted with a small gap between them, Like 400Hz and 410Hz The brain will even out the difference naturally make the brain produce a 3rd tone. This 3rd tone made by your brain is a pure Sine wave. The sine-wave will be a 10 Hz tone. Experimenting through the whole range of alpha and theta waves ( from 5 - 12 Hz) it was found that a combination of frequencies consistently caused a complete shift in consciousness. So when the Earths Frequencies finish their change, our senses and brain thought pattern will be seriously deformed. Our electrical body pulses that control every move your body makes, will adjust itself to the Earth.
Facts
1. The Earth will Complete its 5,200 year Mayan Cycle on Dec 21st 2012.
2. The Great Planetary Alignment (Venus transit) http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=2012+transit will occur in 2012. http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/transit/venus0412.html
3. The Earth's Poles are due to flip and the Earth is showing signs of the flip approaching http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3359555.stm
Other References and Supporting Information
The Mayan Calendar Predicts A great change in humanity. We will ether the 4th Dimension than quickly ascend to the 5th dimension. The Government is aware of the situation and can-not control it. They have tried through Brain Washing with the Buzz saw project and Even time travel with the Montauk project to prevent this occurrence.
This site had full interviews with Al Bielek and other witnesses and workers who were involved in the Philadelphia experiment and the Montauk Project. http://www.freezone.org/mc/e_conv06.htm
Drunvalo Melchizedek Is a great teacher that teaches about this occurrence and offers lecture and courses of study. Plenty of info available on him here http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=drunvalo&btnG=Google+Search .
Well I can go on and on about this Amazing Theory.. I want to open this up for conversation..

{drey}
well, i guess science is science is science...right?

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Friday, May 8, 2009

more from sha-stimuli...

IS IT ME? PART 13
As much as this hurts me inside I have come to grips with the
fact that I do not look scary at all to strangers. I can have my
earphones in bopping to my music with the meanest of faces
on a dark New York street and some elderly Caucasian lady
will tap me on the shoulder and ask me for directions without
hesitation. I want to say “Don’t I look frightening? Why aren’t
you concerned that I’ll rob you Miss?”

But I never get it out, and this happens quite often to me. I have
been in the middle of conversations, or on the phone on the street
and some person that I know I could easily take down and steal
all their valuables just trusts in me to lead them on their path the
right way. My hoodie and attitude mean nothing to people and that
sucks.


I guess that’s why this retarded kid in the park the other day
decided he would throw his football at me and it would be cool to
initiate an impromptu game of catch with someone he’s never met
in his life. This kid had to be about 8 yrs old, his mother was either
watching from a distance or sent him over while she hid.

Anyway, here I was 4 minutes into it back and forth looking for an
out when it dawned on me that catch is just that…catch. You throw
and you catch, that’s it! There isn’t a score, no winner and no clock;
the game of catch isn’t a game at all. It has no end and I had no
way of finishing this torture other than running away from this
excited youngster who might’ve been alone in a park. Then I started
thinking maybe this was a prank and I was being filmed, or maybe
this was a test from God to see how patient I am or there could be
some beautiful, model Mom that wanted to know if I was a good
stepfather candidate and this was how she felt out potential partners.


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Sunday, April 19, 2009

what is lyricism? (ahh.com)


just at allhiphop.com checking to this thread.
give it a look. drey will be linking to this site often.
had an account since '05, but for whatever reason had
to create new one...oh well.
(must join to post comments though)


After reading numerous opinions on these boards about the topic, its
quite clear that there is no common consenses for what exactly "Lyricism"
is.

For instance you can ask different people "Is Wayne a
lyricist?" and get several different answers.

On one hand you could say he is [or was before the autotune] since he is usually saying some pretty clever outside the box shit, its just extremely uncohesive. On the other hand one might say "Nah, he's not a lyricist, tell me what the fuck is he talking about! [usually an angry conversation]"


Now I must ask the question... Does a rapper have to be talking about something to be considered a lyricist, or do yall feel as if punchline rappers, who base there content on shock value lyricist as well?

In other words does a MC have to stay on topic to be considered lyricist?

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

sha's what if?

got this from sha stimuli's blog over at hiphopdx.com. check it out. sha is
nice with the mic for those unfamiliar with dude. he released a street
album/mixtape every month in 2008. here's what he has to say:

“I am not a rapper!” You may have heard this phrase from some of your favorite emcees over the years. Some of them want you to view them as hustlers or criminals that just happen to magically be good at putting words together. Others just can't rap too well and don't want you to judge them harshly. Either way, with all the issues concerning Rick Ross's past and the whispers I hear about one guy going to college for nursing or another guy getting knocked out, I've decided to compile a tough rapper taboo list. Maybe that's not an accurate title but if you're a thug emcee on the rise then these are the top things you want to avoid being labeled or things you simply want to stay away from until you reach that level of success where it doesn't matter.

10. A Job Having a job is not the worst thing in the world which is why it’s low on the list. However, it depends on what you do as an occupation and what you spit on the mic. If you kill people and flip weight in your songs but you take orders and flip burgers at work that's not going to add up. If you talk about life and times in your rhymes and you're at Verizon or UPS then no one's going to crucify you. You can always say your 9 to 5 is a front while you hit the highway on the weekends "pushing them keys" or whatever the popular term is. But if you know that's not your thing and your co-workers are going to hear your raps and say "Howard! I didn't know you sold drugs." It’s going to mess you up in the streets. It may be strenuous to work and keep it on the low while pursuing a rap career so my suggestion is throw the gig into the music. If getting up early every morning puts rims on your ride, Pradas on your feet and funds your mixtapes then you're a step ahead of that guy selling his CDs on the corner that can't buy a bottle at the club so it ain't all bad.

9. Not doing crime I'm not saying go out and do crime but at some point you need some friends that can at least say you did some type of dirt. And I'm not sure what kind of criminal act you should get into that won't land you in a penitentiary or get you killed. But this is the thug rap guy price you have to pay. Shooting someone after your career has begun is a little late but if you weren't a bad ass before the booth then you have to get into trouble without it looking too deliberate. Think who you can stab up or who has a good weed connect or maybe find some goonish cohorts to associate with so people can say "they be wildin'" instead of "he be wildin'." The challenging part of this is promoting it. Getting a few bullets in you was the best way years ago but even that marketing plan is old now. Facebook and Twitter are the new age word spreaders. Just imagine switching your status to "got dem thangs for 18.5" or "just made it back from one of those trips, cops ain't catch me, thank God." Or keep it simple "sellin' crack right now!"

8. Not getting caught Prison is no joke. Any artist that's been thru the system is more focused on not returning than glorifying it. If you sincerely believe that jail is somewhere you can build a rep, secure street credibility or add to your thug résumé then you need to put the mic down, stop reading this and visit someone in a correctional facility. That's all I have to say about that...back to the sarcasm.

7. Higher education If you have some type of bachelors, masters, PhD, high school diploma, world record SAT score or even a GED then you better cover your tracks. People will find your report card, scan it and tell the world about your academic accolades. I know you weren't thinking about your future hardcore rap dreams when you were studying and getting those A’s or when you even decided to show up to class on time but its too late now. We know educated rebels seem cool in a sense but the mystery about how a “gansta” obtains his knowledge is the intriguing part. Science awards, dean's list honors, or just finishing school period are all blemishes on your record. Of course there are exceptions to the rules but dropping out of high school is the perfect peak for an education level when you're a tough killer. Any pictures with that silly graduation cap or proof that you took it further and got degrees is bad news. Although in the case of a John Forté, who I remember as a smart kid, he didn't publicize his illegal life much and then actually served time for it. But never mind that, you can’t erase the past but be aware that brainiacs and bullets don’t match in the rap game.

6. FAMILY MAN Everyone has parents and grandparents and all that. But exposing the fact that you have one woman or a wife can be touchy. The husband image doesn't always match a gangsta but you can work the angle if it’s done carefully. The people want to believe that you can have any girl you want at any time. They want to think that you will not only shoot anyone but that there’s no way to hurt you other than coming right at you. Having kids is kind of ok because that shows a little bit of a human side but don't go overboard and do songs about them. Unless of course they're tough guys too. Throw them into your rap beef, let them hold weapons in videos and put them on a song or 2. If you're going to have seeds then they might as well be promotional tools. Get the world to know them on a first name basis like Eminem's wife and kid if you're going to have a family. If you're not going to do that then get rid of them, they’re dead weight.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

some seriously hilarious shit

the urban dictionary uses user-submitted definitions. sorta like wikipedia.
but nobody edits. a huge percentage of these definitions are warm crap.
for instance, while lit up, drey searched the word "black" & lhfao. he thinks these people should stand in front of the nearest mirror, smile & practice saying
"would you like fries with that?".

the word black
[defined by america's future garbagemen]

2. black
African-Americans. The opposite of nigger.
Example of people who are/were black: Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Mohamed Ali, Barrack Obama, Condi Rice, the black men and women out there who are working, surviving and contributing to society like any other citizen, and the black men who are putting their lives on the line in Iraq Nigger are a different category.
Niggers are African-Americans who are drug dealers, murderers, gang bangers, think they should get special treatment because of what some cowboys did over a century ago, NAACP, Jesse Jackson (he does nothing good for his race. he just runs his mouth), Ray Nagin.

Blacks and niggers are two different people

4. black
black. a colour.
Even though african americans are considerd "black" they really arent. there brownish kinda colour.
there are some black people tho. sudanese people are really dark. but not all of them because sudan consists of really dark people and really light people.

5. Black
A word to define the cigar "Black & Mild" Usually used to "boost" the high
after smoking marijuana.

Say dog let's go get a black.

10. black
1.A type of phase people go through when they want to be cool.
2.Sometimes referenced as a compliment.

1.Man I wish I was black.
2.Look at Mark dance...he's so black.

13. Black
Able to dance very well.

Melissa must be half black.

16. Black
A racial designation that used to apply to anybody who looked the part
but now requires a background check and a DNA test

"We don't allowed blacks in here boy!"
(former)
"obama isn't black! blah blah blah"
(modern)

20.black
Version used before "on"
When someone gives you crazy lip

Don't tell her she's a hoe; she might black on you.

21. black
Black tar heroin. Typically found in the western part of US.

Hey man smoke me out some of that black.

22. black
the state of being black blackness; being able to jump high and say the n word.

Byron: i'm black
Cameron: yea you are. just look at your name

23. black
1. Adj. To be extremely skilled or talented 2. V. To completely dominate
any task with efficiency and determination; to own.

1. Did you see that amazing dunk? Kobe is so black!
2. I gotta go black on this project - it's due tomorrow.
25. Black
yes it is a color, and anyone who disagrees...well you know

Black is the best COLOR there is

26. black
Term used 2 call ppl of african descent and ONLY AFRICAN and does
not include ne otha race eg.indians, islanders

indian guy(gets picked last): aww its coz im black isnt it
african guy: boi u aint black so quit playin like u r!

27. black
Black means any ethnic group with dark skin. Includes African-
Americans, Africans, Indians and etc.
Especially African-Americans are renowned for their athletic ability,
musical ability, stealing ability and their huge dong.

1.Black guy: (to Indian guy) "You are not Black. You are Asian."
Asian guy: (to Indian guy) "You are not Asian. You are Black."
Conclusion: Indians are neither Black nor Asian.
2.White kid: (to Black guy) "You are black."
Black guy: "Ermm... actually I'm half black."
White kid: "Half black?"
Black guy: "Yes. I'm half black and half white"
White kid: "Oh... Then i'm only half scared."
Black guy: "..."

29. black
1. A human of the African American race, although, thechnically,
African Americans are brown, not black.
2. The description of someone who is excellent at sports.

1. "Do you see that black person?...Make sure you keep your eye on him"
2. John- Whoever Chris is, we want him on our team
Sam- Why? is he a good player?
John- Probably,,, he's black

32. black
A slang meaning to pilfer or steal.

Matthew Blacked my book.
I'm going to black that sofa.

33. Black
The color that no person wants to be.
I HATE being a black person.

34. black
Verb, which means to get really mad and start yelling at someone or
something.
Black, blackin, blacked

James' girl blacked on him for coming in at two in the morning.

35. black
Contrary to popular belief black is not a color which makes the whole
racial meaning to it kinda ironic.
Also se white.
Black is not a color.

36. black
1. Behaving in a way that is consistent with the stereotypes of African-
American people.

She had the nerve to show up at the company picnic with Fried Chicken
and Watermelon, that is so black.
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u get the idea
(drey got tired of copying & pasting)
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Monday, March 30, 2009

web watch


http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/

this site if extremely educational. cokeheads know whats what,
but 4 aaaaaaaall of u new to the white girl, pay phuckin
attention...this is some real schitt.

1.
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