dick "chuck norris" jonsun

drey is not like you, drey is so much different than you. here's how:

drey once hung a stray(well...not really stray) dog from his
outside pull-up bar.

drey will burn fire & fuck chuck norris the fuck up.

drey once threw a cat at someone who said something reeeally stoopit.

drey will outspit the tabacco-chewing, confederate flag waving,
everyday overalls-wearing, anybody thats not white hating, incest-
bred hillbilly with the iq of the beer can he just crushed against his
forehead.

drey dosen't give a flying 747 fuck about underage
drinking or teen smoking.

drey once initiated a drug war in a foreign country(he'd been livin for
less than 2 years) over a few grams...."fuck dat"

drey has seen more behavior specialists than you.

drey has had more psychological evaluations than you.

drey has had more court appearances than you.

drey has even slashed others by mistake...damn.

drey's favorite & most successful come-on line is "whats up yo?".

drey never sold drugs; he just traded it for money.

drey never had a favorite sports team.

drey thinks women should (by law) "give it up" after a coupla drinks.

drey will knock off disrespectful law enforcement in a heartbeat...fuck 'em.

drey will stab you up.

drey will punch anybody in the face...anybody.

drey dosent have sex with female companions; he
consentually rapes them.

drey's definition of nigga is male.

drey's definition of bitch is female.

drey read many, many, many books.

drey's thoughts include undiscovered methods of torture.

when drey was 15 yrs young, swaggy nicknamed
him "slasher"...figure it out.

drey loves revenge more than many.

drey has lost less than 10 one on one fights.

drey will rob, assault, scam & terrorize new inmates.

drey will befriend a correctional officer for financial gain.

drey was named best dressed in high school.

drey is founder of dck's prostitute management.

security gets tense when drey arrives because the place
is no longer secure.

drey & his codefendant richie once pulled stick-ups with a fake 9mm
while wearing huge werewolf masks on july 4th.

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