Showing posts with label wtf?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wtf?. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

crotch shots anyone?

there's a man 4 every woman.
there's a website/page 4 every perv.
thanks for abrubtly ending drey's
online celeb-crotch-pic search.
if money is the root of all evil;
then pussy's gotta be the tree.
(see pics after the jump)
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ciara,open wide baaaaaaaaby

alicia's hoof

lil' kim. aaaaaaahh lil' kim

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Sunday, June 14, 2009

icandy rihanna


rhi rhi: hey dickie
drey: what's good b!tch?





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Sunday, June 7, 2009

yyyyyuck!!!


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Sunday, May 31, 2009

for da brothas

After he accepting his “Decade of Hotness” award(Yeah thats the real name of it, no homo) at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards last night, he did something that almost every brotha has wanted to do at one point or another, tongue down Halle Berry, squeeze the ass & get ure dick rubbed (see halle in 3rd pic).


halle da dick n balls handler...*go halle, go halle...*
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Friday, May 29, 2009

we've come so far


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Thursday, May 28, 2009

n.i.g.g.e.r.?

...and why da fuck would nas wanna call
his shit nigger
..nigga?
-joe budden

...if nas wanna be a nigger, let that nigga
be a nigger on his own
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Monday, May 11, 2009

Unexplainable.net

2012 Great Polar Shift, Time of Revelation, Humans Ascend, Theory
By Unexplainable.net
2/15/04

I have been fascinated with the great time shift that is scheduled to occur Dec 21 2012. As Theory Says, Between 2004 and 2012, the Earth will make it's shift into the 4th dimension and shortly after to the 5th dimension. Is this another bogus theory, or is it real?

I have been examining this theory piece by piece and I am desperately seeking more information.. Let me go over my knowledge of the Situation as I know now..
Mayan Calendar

Let's start with the Mayan People. Well before Christ in the beginning of mans existence, the Mayan Civilization brought much knowledge to this world. With there complex Math equations, to the most accurate calendar in existence..
The Mayan people Made a calendar that is the world's most accurate calendar ever. Just like our calendar 30 days/12 months the Mayan uses the numbers 20/13. So-far no inaccuracies have been found in the Mayan calendar.. The Tzolkin Calendar left by the Mayans Started recording time in 3,114 BC and the Calendar Ends in 2,012AD. The Mayan Tzolkin Calendar is a Cycle of almost precisely 5,125 days
Keep in mind that the Mayans were thousands of years Before Christ. In the stages of primitive Man. But yet They were able to exactly pinpoint (to the day) the two Venus Transits and when humanity will change forever.
All types of info can be found in google. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=2012+mayan+calendar
It has been Proven By NASA That these calculations were exactly correct. See this page published By NASA http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/transit/venus0412.html This EXTREMELY RARE Alignment will indeed happen in 2012.
Earths Hum
Scientists also know the Frequency Hum in the Earth is Rising. Our Earth Hum was a constant 7.8 Cycle frequency. we used that 7 cycle format for almost all communications since it is the Baseline. In the Past few years, the Earth's Hum is Changing. The Frequency is rising and has been recorded past 11 cycle format. Right now the Earth Raised about 4 solid cycles in frequency measurements.
Earths Poles Flipping
Scientists believe this raise in Frequency goes directly hand and hand with the Poles getting ready to flip. That's right, Earths Magnetic Properties are changing. The North Side Will Soon Point South, and South Will point North. The Earth Will Flip 120 degrees. Think I'm Crazy? Read what the respected Denver Post Published. http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36%257E11676%257E1825410,00.html Scientists around the world are aware of this situation. You can find this information in University Websites, Lecture Notes, and Throughout Books and Publications all over. Nasa Publishes about Polar Flipping occurring in Stars, planets, and Solar bodies. Evidence even shows us that Earths Poles have flipped in the past. The last great pole flip occurred intimately 780,000 years ago. This is also a known Fact and BBC News Offers my backup http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3359555.stm
So-far We Covered the Change of frequency Vibrations given off by the Earth, The Great Polar Flip, The Super Rare Earth Venus Alignment, and The Extremely Accurate Mayan Calendar. Now I am going to go cover how they all fit.
Brain Frequency And Sine Waves
We know that Change in frequency affect the brains reception guidelines. In other words, If you use a frequency brain stimulation machine doctors can enhance, change, and alter a persons senses. If two frequencies are transmitted with a small gap between them, Like 400Hz and 410Hz The brain will even out the difference naturally make the brain produce a 3rd tone. This 3rd tone made by your brain is a pure Sine wave. The sine-wave will be a 10 Hz tone. Experimenting through the whole range of alpha and theta waves ( from 5 - 12 Hz) it was found that a combination of frequencies consistently caused a complete shift in consciousness. So when the Earths Frequencies finish their change, our senses and brain thought pattern will be seriously deformed. Our electrical body pulses that control every move your body makes, will adjust itself to the Earth.
Facts
1. The Earth will Complete its 5,200 year Mayan Cycle on Dec 21st 2012.
2. The Great Planetary Alignment (Venus transit) http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=2012+transit will occur in 2012. http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/transit/venus0412.html
3. The Earth's Poles are due to flip and the Earth is showing signs of the flip approaching http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3359555.stm
Other References and Supporting Information
The Mayan Calendar Predicts A great change in humanity. We will ether the 4th Dimension than quickly ascend to the 5th dimension. The Government is aware of the situation and can-not control it. They have tried through Brain Washing with the Buzz saw project and Even time travel with the Montauk project to prevent this occurrence.
This site had full interviews with Al Bielek and other witnesses and workers who were involved in the Philadelphia experiment and the Montauk Project. http://www.freezone.org/mc/e_conv06.htm
Drunvalo Melchizedek Is a great teacher that teaches about this occurrence and offers lecture and courses of study. Plenty of info available on him here http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=drunvalo&btnG=Google+Search .
Well I can go on and on about this Amazing Theory.. I want to open this up for conversation..

{drey}
well, i guess science is science is science...right?

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Post-Apocalypse???


The strangest monument in America looms over a barren knoll in northeastern Georgia. Five massive slabs of polished granite rise out of the earth in a star pattern. The rocks are each 16 feet tall, with four of them weighing more than 20 tons apiece. Together they support a 25,000-pound capstone. Approaching the edifice, it's hard not to think immediately of England's Stonehenge or possibly the ominous monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Built in 1980, these pale gray rocks are quietly awaiting the end of the world as we know it.

Called the Georgia Guidestones, the monument is a mystery—nobody knows exactly who commissioned it or why. The only clues to its origin are on a nearby plaque on the ground—which gives the dimensions and explains a series of intricate notches and holes that correspond to the movements of the sun and stars—and the "guides" themselves, directives carved into the rocks. These instructions appear in eight languages ranging from English to Swahili and reflect a peculiar New Age ideology. Some are vaguely eugenic (guide reproduction wisely—improving fitness and diversity); others prescribe standard-issue hippie mysticism (prize truth—beauty—love—seeking harmony with the infinite).

What's most widely agreed upon—based on the evidence available—is that the Guidestones are meant to instruct the dazed survivors of some impending apocalypse as they attempt to reconstitute civilization. Not everyone is comfortable with this notion. A few days before I visited, the stones had been splattered with polyurethane and spray-painted with graffiti, including slogans like "Death to the new world order." This defacement was the first serious act of vandalism in the Guidestones' history, but it was hardly the first objection to their existence. In fact, for original wired article Click Here to Read More..

Sunday, April 19, 2009

$1k? damn 'ye


kanye x louis vuitton loafers (hi/low)
$675 - $1,275 ...maaaaaaan....fuck dat!
ain't no way in fuckin hell drey would kick
out $1,000 for shoes (dosen't matter which
metrosexual's name is on 'em). dopeboys
can afford these. unfortunately, dopeboys
don't fuck with 'ye like that. nice though.

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

wtf???




alcohol
(drunk driving, lose your family,
lose your job, can't walk straight, cant get
your made-up story straight,life ruining, random
violence inducing, innocent child crossing the street
life-taking,date-rape aiding man made poisin)
is 100% legal.

weed (mellow you out, dont bother
nobody, deep thinking,
peace love & harmony inducing
natural plant
)
is still illegal???

...da fuck are they scared of?
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

some seriously hilarious shit

the urban dictionary uses user-submitted definitions. sorta like wikipedia.
but nobody edits. a huge percentage of these definitions are warm crap.
for instance, while lit up, drey searched the word "black" & lhfao. he thinks these people should stand in front of the nearest mirror, smile & practice saying
"would you like fries with that?".

the word black
[defined by america's future garbagemen]

2. black
African-Americans. The opposite of nigger.
Example of people who are/were black: Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Mohamed Ali, Barrack Obama, Condi Rice, the black men and women out there who are working, surviving and contributing to society like any other citizen, and the black men who are putting their lives on the line in Iraq Nigger are a different category.
Niggers are African-Americans who are drug dealers, murderers, gang bangers, think they should get special treatment because of what some cowboys did over a century ago, NAACP, Jesse Jackson (he does nothing good for his race. he just runs his mouth), Ray Nagin.

Blacks and niggers are two different people

4. black
black. a colour.
Even though african americans are considerd "black" they really arent. there brownish kinda colour.
there are some black people tho. sudanese people are really dark. but not all of them because sudan consists of really dark people and really light people.

5. Black
A word to define the cigar "Black & Mild" Usually used to "boost" the high
after smoking marijuana.

Say dog let's go get a black.

10. black
1.A type of phase people go through when they want to be cool.
2.Sometimes referenced as a compliment.

1.Man I wish I was black.
2.Look at Mark dance...he's so black.

13. Black
Able to dance very well.

Melissa must be half black.

16. Black
A racial designation that used to apply to anybody who looked the part
but now requires a background check and a DNA test

"We don't allowed blacks in here boy!"
(former)
"obama isn't black! blah blah blah"
(modern)

20.black
Version used before "on"
When someone gives you crazy lip

Don't tell her she's a hoe; she might black on you.

21. black
Black tar heroin. Typically found in the western part of US.

Hey man smoke me out some of that black.

22. black
the state of being black blackness; being able to jump high and say the n word.

Byron: i'm black
Cameron: yea you are. just look at your name

23. black
1. Adj. To be extremely skilled or talented 2. V. To completely dominate
any task with efficiency and determination; to own.

1. Did you see that amazing dunk? Kobe is so black!
2. I gotta go black on this project - it's due tomorrow.
25. Black
yes it is a color, and anyone who disagrees...well you know

Black is the best COLOR there is

26. black
Term used 2 call ppl of african descent and ONLY AFRICAN and does
not include ne otha race eg.indians, islanders

indian guy(gets picked last): aww its coz im black isnt it
african guy: boi u aint black so quit playin like u r!

27. black
Black means any ethnic group with dark skin. Includes African-
Americans, Africans, Indians and etc.
Especially African-Americans are renowned for their athletic ability,
musical ability, stealing ability and their huge dong.

1.Black guy: (to Indian guy) "You are not Black. You are Asian."
Asian guy: (to Indian guy) "You are not Asian. You are Black."
Conclusion: Indians are neither Black nor Asian.
2.White kid: (to Black guy) "You are black."
Black guy: "Ermm... actually I'm half black."
White kid: "Half black?"
Black guy: "Yes. I'm half black and half white"
White kid: "Oh... Then i'm only half scared."
Black guy: "..."

29. black
1. A human of the African American race, although, thechnically,
African Americans are brown, not black.
2. The description of someone who is excellent at sports.

1. "Do you see that black person?...Make sure you keep your eye on him"
2. John- Whoever Chris is, we want him on our team
Sam- Why? is he a good player?
John- Probably,,, he's black

32. black
A slang meaning to pilfer or steal.

Matthew Blacked my book.
I'm going to black that sofa.

33. Black
The color that no person wants to be.
I HATE being a black person.

34. black
Verb, which means to get really mad and start yelling at someone or
something.
Black, blackin, blacked

James' girl blacked on him for coming in at two in the morning.

35. black
Contrary to popular belief black is not a color which makes the whole
racial meaning to it kinda ironic.
Also se white.
Black is not a color.

36. black
1. Behaving in a way that is consistent with the stereotypes of African-
American people.

She had the nerve to show up at the company picnic with Fried Chicken
and Watermelon, that is so black.
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