some seriously hilarious shit

the urban dictionary uses user-submitted definitions. sorta like wikipedia.
but nobody edits. a huge percentage of these definitions are warm crap.
for instance, while lit up, drey searched the word "black" & lhfao. he thinks these people should stand in front of the nearest mirror, smile & practice saying
"would you like fries with that?".

the word black
[defined by america's future garbagemen]

2. black
African-Americans. The opposite of nigger.
Example of people who are/were black: Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Mohamed Ali, Barrack Obama, Condi Rice, the black men and women out there who are working, surviving and contributing to society like any other citizen, and the black men who are putting their lives on the line in Iraq Nigger are a different category.
Niggers are African-Americans who are drug dealers, murderers, gang bangers, think they should get special treatment because of what some cowboys did over a century ago, NAACP, Jesse Jackson (he does nothing good for his race. he just runs his mouth), Ray Nagin.

Blacks and niggers are two different people

4. black
black. a colour.
Even though african americans are considerd "black" they really arent. there brownish kinda colour.
there are some black people tho. sudanese people are really dark. but not all of them because sudan consists of really dark people and really light people.

5. Black
A word to define the cigar "Black & Mild" Usually used to "boost" the high
after smoking marijuana.

Say dog let's go get a black.

10. black
1.A type of phase people go through when they want to be cool.
2.Sometimes referenced as a compliment.

1.Man I wish I was black.
2.Look at Mark dance...he's so black.

13. Black
Able to dance very well.

Melissa must be half black.

16. Black
A racial designation that used to apply to anybody who looked the part
but now requires a background check and a DNA test

"We don't allowed blacks in here boy!"
(former)
"obama isn't black! blah blah blah"
(modern)

20.black
Version used before "on"
When someone gives you crazy lip

Don't tell her she's a hoe; she might black on you.

21. black
Black tar heroin. Typically found in the western part of US.

Hey man smoke me out some of that black.

22. black
the state of being black blackness; being able to jump high and say the n word.

Byron: i'm black
Cameron: yea you are. just look at your name

23. black
1. Adj. To be extremely skilled or talented 2. V. To completely dominate
any task with efficiency and determination; to own.

1. Did you see that amazing dunk? Kobe is so black!
2. I gotta go black on this project - it's due tomorrow.
25. Black
yes it is a color, and anyone who disagrees...well you know

Black is the best COLOR there is

26. black
Term used 2 call ppl of african descent and ONLY AFRICAN and does
not include ne otha race eg.indians, islanders

indian guy(gets picked last): aww its coz im black isnt it
african guy: boi u aint black so quit playin like u r!

27. black
Black means any ethnic group with dark skin. Includes African-
Americans, Africans, Indians and etc.
Especially African-Americans are renowned for their athletic ability,
musical ability, stealing ability and their huge dong.

1.Black guy: (to Indian guy) "You are not Black. You are Asian."
Asian guy: (to Indian guy) "You are not Asian. You are Black."
Conclusion: Indians are neither Black nor Asian.
2.White kid: (to Black guy) "You are black."
Black guy: "Ermm... actually I'm half black."
White kid: "Half black?"
Black guy: "Yes. I'm half black and half white"
White kid: "Oh... Then i'm only half scared."
Black guy: "..."

29. black
1. A human of the African American race, although, thechnically,
African Americans are brown, not black.
2. The description of someone who is excellent at sports.

1. "Do you see that black person?...Make sure you keep your eye on him"
2. John- Whoever Chris is, we want him on our team
Sam- Why? is he a good player?
John- Probably,,, he's black

32. black
A slang meaning to pilfer or steal.

Matthew Blacked my book.
I'm going to black that sofa.

33. Black
The color that no person wants to be.
I HATE being a black person.

34. black
Verb, which means to get really mad and start yelling at someone or
something.
Black, blackin, blacked

James' girl blacked on him for coming in at two in the morning.

35. black
Contrary to popular belief black is not a color which makes the whole
racial meaning to it kinda ironic.
Also se white.
Black is not a color.

36. black
1. Behaving in a way that is consistent with the stereotypes of African-
American people.

She had the nerve to show up at the company picnic with Fried Chicken
and Watermelon, that is so black.
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u get the idea
(drey got tired of copying & pasting)
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